Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Chuck norris Vs. liddel, rampage, ortiz and shamrock?

the question is, could he knock all them out simultaneously, or would it take a few seconds?

Chuck norris Vs. liddel, rampage, ortiz and shamrock?
He would destroy Tito then get beat up by Rampage and then Rampage would eat him then beat up Liddell.
Reply:Chuck Norris is great and is to be respected....always. and could he take on 4-5 untrained pathetic attackers? i'm pretty sure he could with no problem. i'm gonna ignore the fact that simultaneously means, 'at the same time', which he could only do if he hit them all with his big "Walker" Dodge Ram. And i wouldn't take a few 2nds either. Norris is a little guy compared to these for men who all stand above 6ft. and weigh more than 200lbs. These men are also all trained in martial arts, even if some idiots don't consider them that. They also have taken much more punishment than what Norris could dish out to them all at one time. I'm not even gonna mention that all 4 men have been UFC champions at one point of time. Norris is a 5'8" man who might weigh 170lbs at best, and not all the work outs in the world on his "Total Body" gym will help him against any of these guys. Especially if he fought them all at once. I know in some fantasy world, Norris would just use a Jedi mind trick or something to make them all stand still while he would do a beautiful crescent kick to their heads at once. However, realistically, he wouldn't stand a chance. Sorry Norris worshipers, it's just not possible.
Reply:Hopefully Tito Ortiz would get his enormously inflated ego smashed.


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