Any ideas for 3 Limericks about stuff to do with St. Patricks Day?

The poems can't involve beer or anything like that. It can do with Leprechauns,gold, shamrocks,etc. Any help here?

Any ideas for 3 Limericks about stuff to do with St. Patricks Day?
1.

There once was a Saint named Pat

To remember him, they'd wear a green hat

They'd dream of Leprechaun's gold

and tell Irish stories of old

Now, what do you make of that?



2.

The shamrock -a leaf of three

it represents the Trinity

The Father, the Spirit, the Son

The three tho seperate,are as one

United in love in purity



3.

Patrick, a man was he

Tho a Saint they claimed he be

On the March 17th of each year

They shout and cheer

For the man that set them free
Reply:It's St Patrick's day, of course it involves beer!

Okay no beer... but yes, every other drink.

Get a large container, fill it with every drink you have, and pass the 'beer bong' ;) happy days!
Reply:Little we knew when Patrick was Sainted,

That his day would always be tainted,

By you silly yanks, corned beef? No thanks.

Was he here now he'd surely have fainted.



It's a day for the plastic paddy's,

Where the Irish are made out to be baddies,

As fighters and drunks or religious monks,

And top o' the mornin' to ya laddies.