Or will it kick his ***?
Will Colonel Chiliman succeed in drowning the shamrock this St. Patrick's Day?
Are you serious??? That damn little shamrock doesn't stand a chance when I pick up my mug!!!
Love ya Mustardseed!!!! Give Spicy a kiss for me!!!
Reply:The English have been trying to destroy the Shamrock for over 700 years, if the Brits have never succeeded I doubt, and I say this with respect Chiliman will
Reply:He will give it his best effort I'm sure....Who knows what the end result could be . Or about the side effects of his attempt, might bring with it. You have heard about the tempers and wrath of Irish Shamrocks...I'm sure. (Shivers!)
Reply:Not only will he drown it,
He'll finish it off with a Bruce Lee-esque One-Inch Punch to the jugular, and leave it facedown in a pool of it's own green ichor.
Then, he'll get completely acquitted of the crime, even though there were a hundred witness and 87 videos of it on YouTube.
And then ... he goes and sleeps with the shamrock's widow.
AND THEN, he'll land a lucrative book deal, a blockbuster trilogy of movies, the Nobel Peace Prize, a made-for-TV movie starring Bruce Campbell, and his own Saturday morning cartoon show.
Reply:eye my little Guinness pot
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